October 2012
46 posts
AFTER AN HOUR OF CHINESE CLASS
DRUNKENLY LEAVING MY ATM CARD IN THE MACHINE AGAIN
THAT TIME YOUPORN GOT UNBLOCKED
WHEN MY FRIEND TELLS ME HE WANTS TO LEAVE SHANGHAI...
GOING TO MOGANSHAN FOR THE WEEKEND
WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME THEY FELL FOR THE TEA SCAM
Get your RMBs back.
COMING OUT OF HOLLYWOOD AT 7AM
WHEN FRENCH GUYS HIT ON ME
EVERY DJ IN SHANGHAI EVER
But mostly Spenny.
OLD WHITE GUYS WITH HOOKERS
WHEN PEOPLE TALK ABOUT THE 'BEST DUMPLINGS AT DIN...
WHEN I SAW "LAOWAI STYLE"
YOWZA.
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WHEN SOMEONE PRETENDS NOT TO LIKE THAT S.H.E. SONG
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SKYPING WITH MY RELATIVES
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WHEN THEY TELL ME TO SCAN MY BAG ON THE METRO
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WHEN I CONVINCE MY FRIENDS TO GO FOR A MASSAGE
WHEN I'M THE ONLY GUY IN A YOGA ROOM FULL OF...
WHEN A PLATE OF EGGWICHES ARRIVES AT THE ALCHEMIST
WHEN BIG MOVIE GETS THE LATEST SEASON OF DOWNTON...
GETTING A SEAT AT ULTRAVIOLET LESS THAN 3 MONTHS...
UV
WHEN AYI STARTS TO GOSSIP
'FU ER DAI'
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WHEN I GO TO BRUNCH WITH ALL COUPLES
WHEN THE GOVERNMENT DECLARES A BLUE SKY DAY
WHEN I MEET SOMEONE WITH A M1NT MEMBERSHIP
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WHEN MY FLATMATE HEARS ME LISTENING TO K-POP
WHEN MY CAB DRIVER HOCKS A LOOGIE WHILE THE...
WHEN THE BARTENDER SERVES ME FAKE JACK DANIELS
NEGOTIATING WITH MY LANDLORD
WHEN SPRING AIR IS THE CHEAPEST OPTION
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WHEN RESTAURANTS FRIEND ME ON FOURSQUARE
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WHEN PEOPLE BITCH ABOUT AMERICANS
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WHEN I TRY TO SPEAK SHANGHAINESE
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WHEN I SIT NEXT TO MY BOSS AT DINNER
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WHEN GCHAT STOPS WORKING
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WHEN I FOUND OUT WANG LEEHOM IS FROM ROCHESTER
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WHEN I MAKE IT THROUGH IKEA IN UNDER AN HOUR
LADIES NIGHT EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK
HALFWAY THROUGH TEPPANYAKI
XIAOLONGBAO
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ABCs AT MUSE 2
TRYING TO FIT INTO JEANS MADE FOR CHINESE GIRLS
BLACK CABS AT PVG
WHEN I PICK NOODLES ON A TRANS-PACIFIC FLIGHT
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WHEN EVERYONE IN BALI IS ON HOLIDAY FROM CHINA
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WHEN I WISH PEOPLE A HAPPY NATIONAL HOLIDAY IN...
September 2012
68 posts
WHEN BARS CLOSE OVER THE HOLIDAY
